Michael Murfett

Name:
Michael Murfett

Number: 1

Position:
Full Forward

Jumper sponsor:
Murf's Detailing

Nickname:
Murf

Did you know?

2016 was Murf's first year down at the club and didn't he impress.  Was the clubs leading goal kicker and then topped off an outstanding season by winning the David O'Keefe Medal for best on ground in the Grand Final v Lilydale, tearing up their defenders by kicking 7.1 in a great game.

Ricky Evans

Name:
Ricky Evans

Number: 2

Position:
On-baller

Jumper sponsor:
n/a

Nickname:
Revans

Did you know?

Ricky's lifelong ambition is to get on the Voice
and meet Delta Goodrem.

Tom Allison (vc)

Name:
Tom Allison (vc)

Number: 3

Position:
Centre

Jumper sponsor:
n/a

Nickname:
Silk Worm

Did you know?

Tommy once had 73 possessions v Perth....
In a half.

Dan Ellis

Name:
Dan Ellis

Number: 4

Position:
Centre

Jumper sponsor:
Paul Ellis

Nickname:
Dan

Did you know?

Assistant coached in 2016, is a two time best and fairest winner, three time premiership player, and just an all round good bloke.

Robert Rigney

Name:
Robert Rigney

Number: 5

Position:
Centre

Jumper sponsor:
n/a

Nickname:
Digby

Did you know?

Riggers hates the taste of milk and feeds his family reconcentrated goats milk.

Sam Moore

Name:
Sam Moore

Number: 6

Position:

Jumper sponsor:

Nickname:
Angry Anderson

Did you know?

Moorey has never been to a Tuesday training session. Ever.

Lachie McFadzean

Name:
Lachie McFadzean

Number: 7

Position:
Ruck / 2nd Ruckman

Jumper sponsor:
n/a

Nickname:
Plumber

Did you know?

Plumber once attended an Old Scotch function and kept his pants on.

Scott Harris

Name:
Scott Harris

Number: 8

Position:
Assistant Coach

Jumper sponsor:
n/a

Nickname:
Dips

Did you know?

Scotty is afraid of camera's, are will rarely open his eyes for a photo.

Cory Goodluck

Name:
Cory Goodluck

Number: 9

Position:
Full Forward

Jumper sponsor:

Nickname:
Gooders / Prawn

Did you know?

Prawn recently won the Launceston Bachelor of the Year competiton, for a 3rd straight year.

Nick Highes

Name:
Nick Highes

Number: 9

Position:
Hb

Jumper sponsor:
n/a

Nickname:
Business (formerly Party)

Did you know?

Party keeps his framed mullet on the wall of the Thirsty Traveller.

Wil Morrison

Name:
Wil Morrison

Number: 10

Position:
Centre

Jumper sponsor:

Nickname:
Hoover

Did you know?

The story of how Hoover got his nickname is being turned into a motion picture at Universal.

Nic d'Emden

Name:
Nic d'Emden

Number: 11

Position:
Wing

Jumper sponsor:

Nickname:
Worm / Gurnet

Did you know?

Worm has never had a hard ball get, and refuses to go near the middle when it has rained.

Adam Docking

Name:
Adam Docking

Number: 12

Position:
Backline

Jumper sponsor:
n/a

Nickname:
Black Caviar

Did you know?

Adam Docking is secretely in love with Josh Oliver.

Rowan Smith

Name:
Rowan Smith

Number: 13

Position:
Centre

Jumper sponsor:

Nickname:
Rocket

Did you know?

Rocket was found guilty of ball tampering during a Launceston vs. Mowbray cricket match. 

Jack Chorley

Name:
Jack Chorley

Number: 14

Position:
Wing / Centre

Jumper sponsor:

Nickname:
Chorza

Did you know?

Chorza was once ranked 32 in the world for the Featherweight division for the UFC. 

Charlie White (vc)

Name:
Charlie White (vc)

Number: 15

Position:
Centre Half Forward

Jumper sponsor:

Nickname:
Gobby

Did you know?

Has no more storage on his iPhone due to the extent of ladies phone number.

Duncan White

Name:
Duncan White

Number: 16

Position:
Back Flank

Jumper sponsor:
n/a

Nickname:
Donk

Did you know?

Donk was a body double for Hugh Jackman in his latest Wolverine movie.

Mitchell Ayres

Name:
Mitchell Ayres

Number: 17

Position:
Half Forward

Jumper sponsor:
n/a

Nickname:
Smiv / Smizza / The Godfather / F#$k Truck

Did you know?

Smizza is a born again Christian, does not drink, smoke or gamble.

Todd Daking

Name:
Todd Daking

Number: 18

Position:
Half Forward

Jumper sponsor:

Nickname:
Toodles

Did you know?

Todd will be proposing within the next 6 weeks.

Matthew Harvey (C)

Name:
Matthew Harvey (C)

Number: 22

Position:
Full Back

Jumper sponsor:

Nickname:
Helmet

Did you know?

Helmet speaks about literature to his opponents each week to try and put them off their game.

Jason French

Name:
Jason French

Number: 19

Position:
Full Forward / Centre

Jumper sponsor:

Nickname:
Frenchy

Did you know?

Jason was once a male model before football became his chosen passion.

Sam Tucker

Name:
Sam Tucker

Number: 20

Position:
Full Forward

Jumper sponsor:

Nickname:
Fossil

Did you know?

Sam equally holds the record for most goals in a game, 17.

Sam Burrill

Name:
Sam Burrill

Number: 21

Position:
Centre

Jumper sponsor:

Nickname:
Billy

Did you know?

Billy only came to the club because he thought Angus Lyne was bullshitting how cool the shower scene was.

George Crisp

Name:
George Crisp

Number: 23

Position:
Wherever he wants

Jumper sponsor:
n/a

Nickname:
Crispy / Ivan

Did you know?

Ivan has been banned from all National Parks and Recreation areas, nationwide...

George Oliver

Name:
George Oliver

Number: 24

Position:
Ruck / CHF / CHB

Jumper sponsor:

Nickname:
Georgio

Did you know?

George had the idea for Twitter in 2005, he just thought it would never take off.

Jonty Swallow

Name:
Jonty Swallow

Number: 25

Position:
Centre

Jumper sponsor:
n/a

Nickname:
Spits

Did you know?

Jonty is actually 43, he just looks very young.  He uses Olay.

James Walch

Name:
James Walch

Number: 27

Position:
Wing

Jumper sponsor:

Nickname:
Daisy

Did you know?

Daisy likes to shoot things, most often as illegally as he can.

Michael Jordan

Name:
Michael Jordan

Number: 28

Position:
Forward

Jumper sponsor:
n/a

Nickname:
Duke / MJ

Did you know?

Anne sings the Micky Jordan song to him every night before he goes to bed.

Jarrod Fletcher

Name:
Jarrod Fletcher

Number: 29

Position:
Fullback

Jumper sponsor:
n/a

Nickname:
Man Crush

Did you know?

Fletch is hot favourite for the Coach's Award having played just single game in 2013.

Shaun Smith

Name:
Shaun Smith

Number: 29

Position:
Centre / Full Forward

Jumper sponsor:

Nickname:
Ssshhhhhhhhhh

Did you know?

Shaun is believed to have played over 1,340 games of football in his career.

James Price

Name:
James Price

Number: 30

Position:
Forward Flank

Jumper sponsor:

Nickname:
Pricey

Did you know?

James is a collector of random things such as tamagotchi, yo-yo's and belly button fluff.

Josh Francombe

Name:
Josh Francombe

Number: 31

Position:
Wing

Jumper sponsor:

Nickname:
Gherkin

Did you know?

Gherkin will be getting his rats tail cut off whether he likes it or not come Breeny Sunday.

George Walker

Name:
George Walker

Number: 32

Position:
Centre Half Forward

Jumper sponsor:

Nickname:
Tex / Princess

Did you know?

Tex loves classical music, long walks on the beach and watching J-Lo Romantic Comedies.

Cale Ayres

Name:
Cale Ayres

Number: 33

Position:
Forward

Jumper sponsor:
n/a

Nickname:
Ayre Dogg

Did you know?

Learnt everything he knows about SuperCoach from Rocket Smith.

Jock Hughes

Name:
Jock Hughes

Number: 34

Position:
Back Pocket

Jumper sponsor:

Nickname:
Enforcer

Did you know?

Jock refuses to play seniors because he doesn't want to shower with his Brother in Law.

Sam Lyne

Name:
Sam Lyne

Number: 35

Position:
Centre Half Back

Jumper sponsor:

Nickname:
Lyney

Did you know?

Lyney has the record for most time spent in the showers at the club, 643 hours.

Andrew Truscott

Name:
Andrew Truscott

Number: 36

Position:
Wing

Jumper sponsor:
n/a

Nickname:
Turtle

Did you know?

Turtle runs the 100m is 10.4 sec, he just can't be bothered doing it most of the time.

Callum Wooley

Name:
Callum Wooley

Number: 37

Position:
Forward

Jumper sponsor:
n/a

Nickname:
Moose

Did you know?

Moose is one of the politest, most courteous men you would ever meet.

Rafe Bell

Name:
Rafe Bell

Number: 38

Position:
Bench

Jumper sponsor:
n/a

Nickname:
Belly / Bell End

Did you know?

Quite possibly the worst player ever to kick 9 goals in a game.

Oliver Scott-Young

Name:
Oliver Scott-Young

Number: 40

Position:
Wing

Jumper sponsor:

Nickname:
OS

Did you know?

OS has ambitions to become the Mole on the not so great TV show coincidently called 'The Mole'.

Adam Monson

Name:
Adam Monson

Number: 41

Position:
Back Line

Jumper sponsor:

Nickname:
Monster

Did you know?

The Monster is one of the only men to have ever escaped from Alcatraz. 

Callus Bond

Name:
Callus Bond

Number: 42

Position:
High Flyer

Jumper sponsor:

Nickname:
Callasa / Bondy

Did you know?

Bondy felt so sorry for his opposition he decided to grind off a finger to make a more even contest.

Jake Oliver

Name:
Jake Oliver

Number: 43

Position:
Back Flank

Jumper sponsor:

Nickname:
Cowboy

Did you know?

Cowboy is a vegetarian that loves nothing more than a tofu salad.

Chris Buswell

Name:
Chris Buswell

Number: 44

Position:
Midfield

Jumper sponsor:

Nickname:
Buzzy

Did you know?

Buzzy is the most liked person in the world, period.

Marcus Hingston

Name:
Marcus Hingston

Number: 45

Position:
Centre

Jumper sponsor:

Nickname:
Hingo

Did you know?

Has become the hardest bloke at the club since Daniel Morgan's departure.

Adam Chugg

Name:
Adam Chugg

Number: 46

Position:
Full Back

Jumper sponsor:

Nickname:
Chuggy / Horse / The Swordsman

Did you know?

Chuggy recently discoverd the fact that no word in the English language rhymes with Month.

Jacob Casey

Name:
Jacob Casey

Number: 47

Position:
Centre Half Back

Jumper sponsor:

Nickname:
Bull

Did you know?

Bull is a movie buff and his favourite piece of knowledge is that all the clocks in Pulp Fiction are stuck on 4:20.

Steve Slatter

Name:
Steve Slatter

Number: 48

Position:
Forward Flank

Jumper sponsor:

Nickname:
Slats

Did you know?

Slats recently gave Adam Scott a bath around Barnbougle, playing left handed. 

Brodie Jarrad

Name:
Brodie Jarrad

Number: 49

Position:
Wing

Jumper sponsor:
n/a

Nickname:
Bodi

Did you know?

Brodie is a board game nut, and holds the longest worldwide Monopoly winning streak of 1,643 wins. 

Carlin White

Name:
Carlin White

Number: 51

Position:
Ruck

Jumper sponsor:
n/a

Nickname:
Mo

Did you know?

Mo has died 6 times on a football field but has been resuscitated 7 times.

Frank Archer

Name:
Frank Archer

Number: 52

Position:
Ruck

Jumper sponsor:
n/a

Nickname:
The Tank

Did you know?

Frank once ate a Mitsubishi Triton just so he got get a parking space.

Ben Lovitt

Name:
Ben Lovitt

Number: 53

Position:
Half Back

Jumper sponsor:
n/a

Nickname:
Chilli

Did you know?

Chilli went to 'Chilli FM' because he didn't like his old nickname when he worked at 'Wendy's'

John Bayles

Name:
John Bayles

Number: 55

Position:
Wing / Forward Flank

Jumper sponsor:

Nickname:
Juila / JB

Did you know?

JB is so glad that Todd Daking is at the club so he doesn't cop the brunt of the ginga jokes.

Angus MacFadzean

Name:
Angus MacFadzean

Number: 57

Position:
Back Pocket

Jumper sponsor:

Nickname:
Fadge

Did you know?

Fadge is actually 13 years older than Plumber, they just have never corrected anyone on this.

Stuart MacDonald

Name:
Stuart MacDonald

Number: 58

Position:
Centre

Jumper sponsor:

Nickname:
Bud

Did you know?

Bud had to quit Twitter after having over 4.5m followers, he just got too popular.

Tristan O'Byrne

Name:
Tristan O'Byrne

Number: 59

Position:
Back Flank

Jumper sponsor:

Nickname:
T-Bag

Did you know?

T-Bagger should be a chef, that's how good his baked spuds were the other night.

Angus Lyne

Name:
Angus Lyne

Number: 60

Position:
Ruckman

Jumper sponsor:

Nickname:
Rooter

Did you know?

Rooter is currently learning how to teach Bikram Yoga as he loves the hot stuff.

Harvey Biggs

Name:
Harvey Biggs

Number: 61

Position:
Ruck

Jumper sponsor:

Nickname:
Ron / Biggsy

Did you know?

Biggsy has perfect shoulders, it is just part of his insurance policy that he must protect them with taping.

Kim Curtis

Name:
Kim Curtis

Number: n/a

Position:
Coach

Jumper sponsor:
n/a

Nickname:
Curtis

Did you know?

Kim's pet hate is the Campbell Town bus arriving at 6:10pm, leave 10 minutes earlier can ya.....

Ross Lonergan

Name:
Ross Lonergan

Number: n/a

Position:
Trainer

Jumper sponsor:
n/a

Nickname:
Rosco

Did you know?

Rosco has never arrived late to a training session, ever...

Dave Quarrell

Name:
Dave Quarrell

Number: n/a

Position:
Trainer

Jumper sponsor:
n/a

Nickname:
Dave

Did you know?

Dave holds the recond of most consecutive laps around the NTCA ground.  True stat that.

Andrew Nilon

Name:
Andrew Nilon

Number:

Position:
Tagger

Jumper sponsor:
n/a

Nickname:
Blanket

Did you know?

Andy has been voted by the AFL players as a bigger pest of a tagger than Ryan Crowley.

Alex Downie

Name:
Alex Downie

Number:

Position:
Crumbing Forward

Jumper sponsor:
n/a

Nickname:
Rexy

Did you know?

Rexy is the only bloke in OSCFC history to choose his own nicknane.

George McAdam

Name:
George McAdam

Number:

Position:
Back Flank

Jumper sponsor:
n/a

Nickname:
Gilbert

Did you know?

Gilbert was recently voted as the best looking smoozer at Scotch Oakburn.

Sam Briggs

Name:
Sam Briggs

Number:

Position:
Full Forward

Jumper sponsor:
n/a

Nickname:
Briggsy

Did you know?

Briggsy once dated a Victoria Secret model before breaking it off as she was too clingy.

James Black

Name:
James Black

Number:

Position:
Wing

Jumper sponsor:
n/a

Nickname:
Blacky

Did you know?

Blacky is quite possibly the fastest bloke at the club.

Andrew Hendry

Name:
Andrew Hendry

Number:

Position:
Half Forward

Jumper sponsor:
n/a

Nickname:
Trevor

Did you know?

Trevor was once a dolphin trainer at Seaworld on the Gold Coast.

Nathan Warren

Name:
Nathan Warren

Number: n/a

Position:
Reserves Coach

Jumper sponsor:
n/a

Nickname:
Roach

Did you know?

Roach thinks the thistle theme song is the worst team song ever and wears his hat backwards in protest.

Matthew Dent

Name:
Matthew Dent

Number: n/a

Position:
Assistant Reserves Coach

Jumper sponsor:
n/a

Nickname:
Denty, Stiffy

Did you know?

Negotiations failed to get Denty to pull the boots on this year due to salary cap constraints - so he coaches instead.

Adam Smith

Name:
Adam Smith

Number: XX

Position:
Halfback, on ball

Jumper sponsor:
N/A

Nickname:
Jack Watts, Smithy

Did you know?

You to can keep up to date with all the Smithy news on twitter @Dontcallmejackwatts  #meetsexpectations